Twurban Dictionary

Here’s a list of things we’ve had to look up on various Twi-Sites or their comments. Of course, some made us *face palm* after looking them up, but if we had to look them up, maybe you would too. We also will define any junk we believe we’ve made up.

Abalicious - Having wonderful abs
Alpaca face – Taylor Lautner - Found on LTT
Brain Bleach – What you need to clean bad images out of your head.
Breaking it down Vanity Fair Style - Found on LTT
Dick or Dick Pattinson – Rob’s dad – Found on LTT
DTF – Down to Fuck Really? We couldn’t figure that out?
DWI – Decision While Intoxicated. These can be good or bad decisions, who knows until later?
F.A.T. – Fathers Against Twilight
FILTM – Fuck I love this man
FWB – Friends With Benefits
Hot Bastards File – The place we put the actors that we all love and think are hot, but disappointed us all by being a homewrecker/cheater.
JFC - Jesus Fucking Christ – We were really lost on this one, I hope admitting this helps someone
JFK – Just Fucking Kidding
Jorts – Jean shorts – Found on LTT
Lashbian – With lack of a better alias for people who would go gay for Alice, UT coined Lashbian
LBD - Little Black Dress
Oregano – aka Michael Arangano. He used to date Kristen Stewart
Pegasus the Great – An old college friend who refuses to be compared to the likes of a “gay” unicorn and thus dubbed himself Pegasus the Great. He will never live this down.
Rob-colored glasses – Worn by those who can only see hot Rob even when he is looking adorkable and not so HOT.
The Tuck – reference to a scene in little ashes *shudder* – Found on LTT
T.M.I. – Too Much Information
TomStu – Tom Sturridge, Rob’s friend from way back
TWSS – That’s what she said
Unicorn – A man who likes Twilight Found on LTT
Vampure – Several times during conversations with UT, PS accidentally types vampure on accident when referencing Edward. It has stuck.
Twi-Jacking – Taking over someone’s facebook comments or any comment section with all Twi-speak.
Twilighting – Um, we think urbandictionary.com has hilarious definitions for this. click the link.