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Twurban Dictionary

Here’s a list of things we’ve had to look up on various Twi-Sites or their comments. Of course, some made us *face palm* after looking them up, but if we had to look them up, maybe you would too. We also will define any junk we believe we’ve made up.

Abalicious - Having wonderful abs
Alpaca face – Taylor Lautner - Found on LTT
Brain Bleach –
What you need to clean bad images out of your head.
Breaking it down Vanity Fair Style
- Found on LTT
Dick or Dick Pattinson
– Rob’s dad – Found on LTT
DTF
– Down to Fuck Really? We couldn’t figure that out?
DWI
Decision While Intoxicated. These can be good or bad decisions, who knows until later?
F.A.T.
Fathers Against Twilight
FILTM
– Fuck I love this man
FWB
– Friends With Benefits
Hot Bastards File
– The place we put the actors that we all love and think are hot, but disappointed us all by being a homewrecker/cheater.
JFC
- Jesus Fucking Christ – We were really lost on this one, I hope admitting this helps someone
JFK
– Just Fucking Kidding
Jorts
– Jean shorts – Found on LTT
Lashbian
With lack of a better alias for people who would go gay for Alice, UT coined Lashbian
LBD
- Little Black Dress
Oregano – aka Michael Arangano. He used to date Kristen Stewart
Pegasus the Great – An old college friend who refuses to be compared to the likes of a “gay” unicorn and thus dubbed himself Pegasus the Great. He will never live this down.
Rob-colored glasses
– Worn by those who can only see hot Rob even when he is looking adorkable and not so HOT.
The Tuck
– reference to a scene in little ashes *shudder* – Found on LTT
T.M.I. –
Too Much Information
TomStu
– Tom Sturridge, Rob’s friend from way back
TWSS
– That’s what she said
Unicorn
– A man who likes Twilight Found on LTT
Vampure
– Several times during conversations with UT, PS accidentally types vampure on accident when referencing Edward. It has stuck.
Twi-Jacking
Taking over someone’s facebook comments or any comment section with all Twi-speak.
Twilighting
Um, we think urbandictionary.com has hilarious definitions for this. click the link.