Archive for Water for Elephants
Awee!! I just love man-nips by @SparkyBitchFace <3
Make sure you visit her Tumblr for so much manipuler goodness. Yep, totally just made up that word.
Happy Muunday, fuckers!
Wow, really? Is he kidding? We’ve seen him throw Emilie DeRavin up against a wall and give her a FANTASTIC evening in Remember Me.
We’ve seen him make passionate love to Reese Witherspoon in Water for Elephants.
So, I think if you have seen either of those movies, you KNOW that NO one can fake that on screen and NOT be good in bed!
And so, what is Rob getting at in all these interviews, saying he was worried about the passionate honeymoon scenes? ROB! It’s not as if you haven’t planted your flag in that territory. And sorry, buddy, but the stories of the reshoots so that they could keep the PG-13 rating? Yeah…I think I believe those.
But I’ll give him a break…maybe it’s just an awkward topic and he doesn’t want to tell us “yeah….I’m THAT good.”
But we’re onto you, Rob…..truly….makes for some sweet dreams at my house anyway! So go ahead, play coy. (but someday….could we see the ORIGINAL footage?? Yum!)
Always onto Rob’s game,
If you’re gonna make fun of it, do it right!!
TF: that’s one HAWT hobo!!!
UT: LOL. I thought the same thing right after, “HUH? I don’t get it.”
PS: yeah me too…I still don’t get it. Is it really a real Rob quote?
RC: Who cares…I can’t see the words past that hot hobo’s face!
M2MJ: Umm where did they get the train arsons part??? Did I miss that scene in WFE??
PS: Oh who knows. It can’t be a real Rob quote. How about this one:
PS: Um, that’s the moon you IDIOT!
UT: Glad you pointed that out, because for a minute there, I was agreeing with the person who created that fail. Apparently I was having a blonde moment.
M2MJ: Even if it was the sun, it’s behind the trees, and they’re in the shade!
PS: Exactly! So, do I only not find this funny because I’m Team Bella or is it really not funny??
RC: Awwwww! If you wanted, had, lost, got back and then married a hot vampire like Edward – you’d all act JUST LIKE HER! Oh…and she gets to have sex with him! Lucky girl! I want to be JUST LIKE HER!
UT: I’m still trying to figure out how she’s a setback in feminism.
PS: Oh me too! So the verdict is FAIL!
UT: Yeah! What the cat said!
PS: Hey, I was gonna say that! Great Minds…!
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Do you have any funny fails that you’d like to share?