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Our funny story from the #WFE premiere today is courtesy of TwiFishie. She’s never been as much of a Twihard as the rest of us and it was never so apparent as it was Saturday night. After returning to the hotel from the Cocktails With Team Rosie party, TF, PS & UT were starving and tired of being drenched (did we mention it was pouring down rain?). We headed out to enjoy the finest food NYC has to offer and ended up at…..The Olive Garden. Don’t judge. You weren’t cold, wet, and starving. Anyhow, at some point in the conversation TomStu was mentioned and TF asked who that was. PS said, “Tom Sturridge. He’s Rob’s best friend and a member of The Brit Pack.” To which TwiFishie responded, “Rob is British???”
UT said, “Please tell us you’re joking.” When TF hung her head in shame, we knew she wasn’t. Oh. My. Later on, TF posted to her Facebook wall about “Ron Pattison” . Oh, TF, you kill us!
UT: Since PS, TF and I have just gotten back from our #WFE Premiere trip, I think we need to go back and re-examine how we rate on the LTR Creep-O-Meter
PS: Oh no! I don’t wanna know! o.O
TF: Look, sweetie, face it. You’re a stalker. I don’t even have to read the whole Creep-O-Meter post to know that.
PS: Oh I know we totally stalked, but I don’t think we’re that creepy. Let’s go down the list…
TF: Um, since I can barely spell his name right, I guess that kind of opts me out of True Stalker Material, right? Well, hell, I just read the Creep-O-Meter and have to say, I honestly can answer YES to question #1. Well, PS? What’s your score?
PS: #1 – yes I drove more than 30 miles
#2 – yes I planned a vacation surrounding the WFE Premiere
#3 – nope…just going to the public events
#4 – nope…i get dumbstruck and nauseated…and stand and stare and lose all of my ever lovin’ nerve…unfortunately. I did scream “The Pretty” but that was more because Rob was coming towards us and I had no phone or camera and could not communicate to UT to take a fuckin’ picture fast enough! So I was more yelling at her and not him. I would never call him that to his face and I couldn’t hear myself screaming that on anyone’s videos.
#5 – well, I am the type to leave my kid in the car because I’ll “be right back” but nope I would never stalk the pretty with my child.
#6 – um YES! BUT, I’m a wuss and need a partner. I don’t think I can do it by myself .
#7 – Well, I’m kinda known for my ability to hold my pee, BUT i feel like I’m losing that cred. hehe
#8 – 100% NO!
#9 – 100% NO! Unlike some people we know *COUGHUTCOUGH*
#10 – Not at all…this was my first time! I swear! Oh and everyone was so gentle…thank you!
UT: First, EBD ;P
PS: Oh grow some balls, Eat a Bag of Dicks!
UT: It’s late, I’m tired. I’m being thrifty with my typing. LOL.
UT: Guess it’s my turn to take the test, huh?
#1 – Yep!
#2 – It’s surrounding the WFE Premiere. Close enough. Yep!
#3 – Well kinda. We changed our plans from trying to get into Live! With Regis & Kelly to going to the Today Show because we read tweets that said we had a better chance of seeing/meeting The Pretty.
#4 – LOL. Never really met anyone famous before. I didn’t faint, but I did scream like a little girl.
#5 – What PS said.
#6 – Yes, I own said chair, but I’m a wuss. No guaranteed payoff, me no sitty sitty.
#7 – Uh, NO. I have IBB (itty bitty bladder).
#8 – No restraining orders that I know of.
#9 – ROFLMAO! Um, no. Rob’s legal (and so is Tay-Tay so step off, bitch!) so I’m sure there’s no need for Chris Hansen to have my address.
#10 – Hmmm….I might be on The List after this premiere
And now for what you’ve all been waiting for…..a few more Rob-stalking photos! Enjoy!
We’re still consolidating/exchanging photos from the trip. The gallery should be up soon. We also have a large WFE poster that the author, Sara Gruen, signed to give away…so keep checking back!
UnashamedTwiWife, PrettySparklies & TwiFishie <3
We’re so excited that PrettySparklies got a mention on LTR! Go check it out so you can bask in the glory with us!
PS: Oh Boy and Woot! YES! So, when UC im’d me asking for some help, for some reason I didn’t even fathom it being as a fan, I thought it was going to be technical support advice! I about died when she asked me to tell her the first three things that come to my mind when I think of Rob! I can’t believe it! yes I can I totally went blank! But then I gave her a little nugget for the fans to savor”¦go check it out, it was for their site after all.
UT: I think it’s awesome you got a mention considering they’re the ones who gave us the impetus to start our own blog.
M2MJ : Yay!! I’m so happy for you!! So awesome!
PS : Thank you!
TF : Of course you thought it was for tech support! You’re too modest!!! And I think it’s so sweet that you’re still considered “new” to Rob! Awww. The honeymoooooon. I honestly don’t know what I’d say about Rob. Why his beard?
PS: HAHAHAHA! I LOVE him bearded! I dunno why but I DO!
TF: But, but, fuzzy. Ew. Maybe it’s because it makes him look less like JAILBAIT?
UT: No, he just looks more like he’s a homeless wolf-man! LOL.
PS: Oh hush UT! Less adorkable maybe? I love him always, but the beard just gives me feelin’s…mmm.
M2MJ: Oh UT, wolf-man?? You’re the one who loves the wolf boy! LOL I’m with PS, I LOVE bearded Rob so much! Actually, I love stubble Rob the most, but I’ll take him any way!
UT: LOL. Yes, but funny thing is I only like fuzzies on certain men. My hubs looks better with a beard. Taylor & Rob – not so much.
M2MJ: Bearded Rob is hot…bearded Taylor, uh, don’t think it would look right!
UT: OMG! That has to be a man-nip Monday!
TF: Wait, PS, isn’t your Hubby clean-shaven? Maybe it’s the “bit of the other” as my Lit Prof Hubby would say.
PS: hehe, yeah…maybe
TF: So I guess you’ve now officially got friends in High Places instead of the usual.
UT: “The usual” being us Twitards
PS: Twitards in low places?
TF: *singing along* thank you for getting my one and ONLY country song reference.
UT: LOL @TF. Me too!
TF: Well congratulations again to our own PrettySparklies gal. *hugs* You deserve all the best that blog-land and Twilight can bring you. I guess with New Year’s Eve around the corner, you’ll be dreaming of kissing Rob under some glitter ball.
PS: Thank you TF! I totally am going to! My Edward finger puppet is complete! Pictures to come…
TF: YOU MADE ONE? Really? Awesome. Wait, if he’s under a glitter disco ball, wouldn’t that cancel him out?
UT: Wait, you haven’t seen them?! I forgot! Jacob’s at home and since I’m on vaca, it’ll have to wait until I get back.
PS: ROFLMAO! I don’t have a disco ball…wonder if I can make that happen. boo! no kisses with Jacob pix for UT.
TF: You could knit one? Sequins!
PS: HA! I’m about done knitting/crocheting for a century right now…hehe…
UT: NO! You can’t be! I’m just getting back into it now that I have the yarn to make things from Vampire Knits.
PS: Oh I’m not done…I can’t wait to knit from that book as well! These finger puppets are wearing me out though, even though they are cute and fun! I can’t wait to mail them out and post about them.
TF: You’re not even keeping them?!?!
PS: making for all the team shh..it’s a secret
UT: LOL. Not anymore. You have a big mouth fat fingers
PS: roflmao! Nah! I’ve already told everyone in my own way that they are getting one…i just spelled it out.
M2MJ: I can’t wait to get my Edward finger puppet…I’m totally gonna sleep with it (get your mind out of the gutter here folks!!)
UT: Mmmhmmm. PS and my hubs said my Jacob one was the right size for a peen cozy.
M2MJ: OMG, I am so putting the Edward one on hubs peen (depending on the size! LOL)
UT: ROFLMAO. Hope your hubs is small…PS made Edward teeny tiny compared to the Jacob one I made!
M2MJ: Oh, never mind then!!!
UT: Maybe I’ll have to make the Edward one for ya
M2MJ: Would you?? I’ll have to get you the measurements!! LMAO
PS: Yeah UT def made one that fits on a couple fingers..haha!
UT: I’m not good with measurements. Best just tell me Medium, Large, or OHMYGAWD! And Jacob’s supposed to be a beast beside Edward if you go by the books. LOL
M2MJ: One of the reasons my hubs is my Jacob! LOL
UT: TMI! TMI!!!! LOL
UT: No harm, no foul
M2MJ: Oh you know you all love me!
PS: I dunno all I can envision now is us making a line of sparkle-peen cozies for your “friend” or your lover. :O
UT: OMG. That’s hilarious!
M2MJ: You know, we could totally make a lot of money with that idea!! Think of all the Twihards that would buy one for their hubs or bf!
PS: or “friend” you know…the kind that requires batteries
UT: OMG! That’s brilliant! Sew a satin sleeve inside so the gel kind don’t get all fuzzy!
PS: Way to think ahead!
M2MJ: And there we have it…our multi million dollar business!
UT: I can hear it now. I’ll be crocheting at the In-laws’ house.
MIL: UT, what are you making?
UT: A peen cozy. My friends and I are selling them online.
Everyone give a big Congo Rats to PrettySparklies!
UnashamedTwi-Wife, TwiFishie, Married2MyJacob <3
Would you buy a Jacob or Edward finger puppet turned peen-cozy?
Let’s get it on!
PS: Ok, so I was dying to break this LTR post down last week, so now we’ve just gotta do it. I mean COME ON the title of the post is “Robert Pattinson was made for Dancing with the Stars!”
PS: Supposedly Rob and Kristen were approached to be on the next season….um yeah sure…
UT: I kinda wish they would agree to be on it. It would give me a reason to watch the damned show that always seems to come on whenever I have time to turn on the TV and not be forced to watch Nemo for the hundred millionth time.
PS: I hear that So You Think You Can Dance is better.
UT: Better than what? Finding Nemo? LOL
PS: ROFLMAO! So they gave examples like a gif from him dancing with Bella at the prom in Twilight and Dancing as Cedric in Harry potter, but my favorite of all time is this one:
UT: OMG! I saw that one the other day and couldn’t stop laughing. It’s friggin’ hilarious!
PS: That gif seriously does something to me! It is awkward goodness. It’s like a trainwreck and I get soo second hand embarrassed watching it.
UT: OK, sadly, I don’t get second-hand embarrassed because THAT’S HOW I DANCE! Now you know why all those years ago when we went clubbing as college students why I never ever ever danced.
PS: HAHA! Well, come to think of it…I think I dance like that too, but seeing it without whatever music they were playing and by himself just and the fact that I just can’t picture him dancing in a club…it’s just. just…a trainwreck i say…I. Can’t.Stop.Watching.
UT: Yeah…it’s oddly captivating.
PS: BUTTTTTTT even better than that is that at the bottom of this post they gave image credit to FuckYeahTwilightGifs and so I had to go look. OMG! THANK YOU LADIES for yet another awesome site to waste time on! So um, UT, you may mock me for that Rob gif but CHECK THIS OUT! I know it was from SNL so it was planned, BUT this is still awesome-sauce!
UT: OMG, have you ever *seen* the entire SNL show from that night? It’s comedic gold and totally made me fall even more in love with Taylor. Watch his monologue…
PS: I haven’t seen the ep, but have seen that monologue (you made me hehe)…And yes Moon, I too would actually pay no i wouldn’t to see a Rob train-wreck on Dancing with the Stars! I’ve actually never seen one episode, but for THIS I would have to tune in…too bad it’s never gonna happen.
UT: It’ll happen when they’re washed up and nobody offers them jobs anymore because they’re teen idols and will grow old just like the Brat Pack from the 80′s:
So, aside from Demi Moore, how often do you see most of these actors?
PS: Holy Crap! or Carp as I always type first… THAT woman in the bottom left hand corner is in every made for tv movie there is and I’ve seen her on regular tv too! Hmmm Rob Lowe on dancing with the stars…
UT: My point exactly.
UT: OMG. I just had to include this gif from that site. Partially, because that’s one of my favorite parts of the movie and partially because I LOVE the looks on the guys’ faces!
PS: Hehe…DYING TO WATCH THE COMMENTARY! AHHH!
Anywho…we can’t believe we didn’t use one LOLCat….hard. to. resist…..
PrettySparklies & UnashamedTwi-Wife <3
Would do you think? Would you watch Rob on Dancing with the Stars? Do you think that dancing Rob gif is an awesome trainwreck like PS?
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