Archive for Letter to Taylor
Thanks Team Taylor Lautner for this find!
Get these stencils and more at http://ultimate-pumpkin-stencils.com
Dear Taylor,
Do you get into the spirit of Halloween? Will you be sporting one or all of these pumpkin stencils on your porch for the little Trick-or-Treaters?
Well, either way, at least your pumpkin stencil actually looks like Jacob and doesn’t look like Frankenstein or not even look like your character AT ALL!
HUZZAH!
PrettySparklies
WTF do you think of Edwardstein? Is it just me?
Happy Taylor Tuesday!
PrettySparklies <3
If you make one of the Taylor pumpkins our friends Team Taylor Lautner would like you to submit pix to them. Of course we’d always love to get things submitted to us, but it’s been two years and no one has ever submitted things I’ve even begged for, so I won’t bother starting to ask now. 
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Don’t forget to support our h00r @Windswept333 and her fanfic turned published book, The Cliff! Let’s help her become a BESTSELLER!
Tay-Tues: Grow a Man-Stache Already! @TMTaylorLautner @Letter2Twilight
Posted by: | CommentsDear Taylor,
First, I’m sorry that it’s been so long since I wrote you. Second, congrats on making it harder on me than Bella trying to screw Edward for three frickin’ books to write these effin’ letters to you for two whole years without having a regular blogging counter part that is actually in love with you, jack-hole (just teasing) no I’m not!! Don’t get me wrong, you’re a great guy and you have a hot bod and all, but you’re not my cup-o-tea and I’m team Edward fo’ sho’. *sigh*
So, even thought my RL bestie, @UnashamdTwiWife, who is also the original reason for starting this blog just to write these gorram letters to you, (which was in fact inspired by the ladies at LettersToTwilight) rarely ever has time to blog with me anymore, we still talk IRL of course. And, one of the things we don’t quite agree on is your stache. (latest papz pic evidence below)
source: TeamTaylorLautner (more available here)
To me, I think it finally makes you look officially manly and I can allow myself to ogle you if I want to. No, I never really want to or do, but humor a h00r here
So, I’m writing you on behalf of my bestie and begging you to either shave that blasted thin-kid-pube-looking-stache off your schmexy face or grow a fuller man-stache.
Lookin’ Out for mah gurl,
PS
Happy Taylor-Tuesday, y’all!
~PrettySparklies <3
What do you think? Do you like the stache or hate the stache? Doesn’t it look pre-pubescent, at least in some pix?
Tay-Tues: Taylor Slips a New Movie Trailer in on Us!
Posted by: | CommentsDear Taylor,
I must admit, I’ve really been a mess lately and the blog has really suffered, especially “Taylor Tuesday.” So, right now I’m feeling a bit up to investigatin’ and decided to cruise some of the websites we’ve befriended over time, but I just never make the time to visit anymore. This fact saddens me to no end, but such is the life of a crazy, broken H00r. o.O
So, my first and last stop today was The Lautner Ladies. Oh how I miss chatting with CeeCee on @thelautladies and I really like what she’s done with the place too! I’ve spent so much time on @TMTaylorLautner‘s site that I just stop perrusing my old haunts. I need to step up my game, no thanks to you, Tay-Tay!
How did I not know that you’re gonna be in Tracers? Have I been on another planet? I just don’t understand. Hrmph! They had a trailer up but youtube took it down and I’ve been at a loss to find another one.
Have a great Tuesday!
PrettySparklies <3
I had a reason for this letter, but kept falling asleep from my migraine meds and ended up not remember what inspired me to write to Tay.
