Feb
16
Rob Pattinson: Bursting Ovaries Across the Land
Written By
Dear Rob,
Why do you do what you do to me? Better yet, HOW?!?!
We just saw you sporting your shaved head in a fan pic and the fandom went ape-shit. But, now we see you again, on your way to Berlin (courtesy of Robstenation).
How do a few pix at an airport (with most of you all covered up) send us through the roof?! We miss you, that’s why!! Look at those fingers!
I heard some rumors that you might be at the Oscars with Kristen, but I don’t really buy that for a second. Of course we would love it more than ever, but we’ll believe it when we see it!
Keep being you, but hey, maybe throw us a bone and take off your hat for some pix, even if just with a fan.
We want more MORE MORE!
Ovaries always burstin,’
PrettySparklies <3
