Give Me Cosmopolis, NOW! @cosmopolisfilm @cosmopolis_blog

Dear People who decide what theaters get to have Cosmopolis,

I see you increasing the theaters that are recieving the movie, but you haven’t put any within 2.5 hours of me!

I see more and more of my friends tweeting about the awesomeness that is Cosmopolis and how they are now going to watch it AGAIN or maybe even a few more times!  My first inclination is to tell them to eat a bag of dicks, but of course I’d never do that. o.O

Really, I’m just a jealous, jealous h00r and I want them to fill me in on all the dirty deets of the movie and their gatherings which totally doesn’t make me jealous of all the fun their having without  me and show me their photos by the Film Posters so I can put mustaches on them because I’m afraid the movie will never come and I’ll never get to see the posters for myself. *sniff*

But I sure can’t wait to get to see the damn movie for myself!!!!

Come on, distributors! Throw a girl a bone!

I think my opinion is THE word, so that means it should be in every theater, right meow.

Thanks,

PrettySparklies <3

How about Rob in all those interviews people?!?! Oh My!  I’m still grinning ear to ear.