Dear Taylor, I’m Glad Your House Didn’t Burn Down
Dear Taylor, A few weeks ago I was trolling the interwebs for gossip about you and I came across this little ditty. Now, I’m not a car fan, as in I don’t give a fuck, but that is one sexy car!
I’ve never heard of a Fisker Karma
cuz I don’t give a shit but that’s the first eco friendly car that I’ve ever seen and the first words out of my mouth weren’t “what the fuck is that?!?”
So, then last week I saw this headline about a house that caught on fire because of a Fisker Karma! And, of course I had to click, when normally I wouldn’t have given a flying-fuck since I didn’t know what a Fisker was, let alone a Fisker Karma. I just had to make sure it wasn’t yours!! I was so happy to find that it wasn’t yours, but I sure hope you’ve gotten yours checked out mister.
And while I’m at it, please tell me who this Sara Hicks person is!
Always worried about your well-being,